When you realize you just said something really stupid.
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
hipsters-in-v4ns:
I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.

sorry followers :(
HUSBAND: “Why are you watching the food channel, you can’t cook or what?”
WIFE: “Why do you watch porn, you can’t fuck or what?”
Tried his life….